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A hammy of syrian descent/ heratage. Most likely ginger and white
Your Hammy little bestfriend is looking very cute today.
Your bestfriend's husband/wife or girlfriend/boyfriend. So if your bestfriend is cheating then you have 2. Also if your bestfriend has a celebrity crush and says they are married that's also your bestfriend in law.
"Hi bestfriend in law" Said Beyonce
29june National suck and grab your bestfriends dick text your homies and girl friends!
Duke: hey charlotte it is National suck and grab your bestfriends dick can you do that for me?
Charlotte: Sure duke! :) see you saturday
April 22 is Spam Your Bestfriend Day. Whether its on social media, or constant calling, spam your best friend and annoy the crap out of them.
I can't wait to annoy them tomorrow, its Spam Your Bestfriend Day!!
A guy that is actually straight but gets friendzoned by all of his female friends and is treated as their gay bestfriend. The girl treats him as if he's their gay bestfriend despite the fact that he may want to actually have feelings or atraction towards her.
Joseph: Yo, how you gonna be hugging and cuddle up with all those girls but never do shit further with them.
Kyle: Dude, none of them like me in that way and it really pisses me off lowkey.
Joseph: Bruh, you know how girls always want to have that one gay bestfriend?
Kyle: Yeah
Joseph: Well, that's basically what you are.
Kyle: But I'm not gay tho so if anything I would be the "Psuedo-Gay Bestfriend"
Joseph: Yeah pretty much laughing.
you : remember my ex bestfriend?
ur real bff : the bitch?
a bitch who you used to be friends with that you totally regret, used to be friends, now enemies
ur mom: are you still friends with barbruh
you: no, she’s my ex-bestfriend