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a fat hairy obese neckbeard discord mod that has bad breath and a receding hairline. they usually weigh over 400 lbs and have LOTS of body hair and acne. that’s basically what a dad bf is.
he weighs 638 lbs, smells bad and doesn’t shower .. he’s such a dad bf.
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A mia’s bf is possibly one of the most caring creatures. He spoils her, and goes above and beyond any normal bf. He likes staring into her eyes and playing with her hair. He likes the way she smells and the way she sleeps. He is the most perfect bf in the world.
mia- “bf would you get me some chocolate”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
mia- “bf would you rub my feet”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go
"yo did you see my bf august.he def pulls bitches"
April 8th is the official, international holiday “BF pays for your nails”. On this day, he must pay for a fresh set on your hands & toes, and if he misses it, he must accept your biweekly fills as a regular expense until the next year (if not already)
“It’s 4/8, gotta send my girl $200 for her nails. I forgot it was international BF pay for nails day.”
my bf eric he’s so cool and handsome n amazing n i wanna have kids with him
eric rlly is the coolest bf ever in the world
March 11th.
National get your boy friend a gift day!!
Here’s a gift!
Bf: why?
It’s national get your bf a gift day!!!
14 of March is the day when you send your bf a sexy pic
Yoooo my girl just send me a sexy pic
Thats normal bro its national send your bf a sexy pic day