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When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.
"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"
The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".
"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".
An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.
"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."
A minor problem solved in the wake of a much bigger problem. Comes from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom."
"I found that CD you were looking for!"
"Well that solves my Balloon Problem, but I still can't get my car to start!"
When having sex with a condom and the condom slips off inside of the person receiving the giver retrieves the end of the condom and instead of removing blows it up into a balloon.
Lisa: the condom is inside of Me!!!
Jim: Hold still it's time for the Columbia balloon!!!
What remains in a condom after sex.
Francine ripped my rubber off and balloon soup went everywhere!
When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons
Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits
Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies