Bananas

1. A popular fruit, yellow and long. Easily bruised. Homophobes might not eat one if there is another man in the room.

2. A word that Gwen Stefani is proud to know how to spell.

1. "Eww.. my bananas all bruised"
2. "B-A-N-A-N-A-S"

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banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obssesively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannobalising themself to the point of death. Most bananas aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: "hey have you heard of Onision and his bananas?"

Guy 2: "oh you mean the next Hitler?"
Guy 1: *kills himself*

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banananess

Banananess is the descriptive word for people who are bananas or act as one.

Jimmy’s skin got peeled off and showed banananess.

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BANANA

If you come across a BANANA eat it right away or else the BANANA will eat you

IF GORILLA come to house give BANANA or you die

DUDE 1: Sup i'm a BANANA

DUDE 2: CAN YOU CLEAN MY CLOTH

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bananas

Example: "Yo dem diggs is bananas!" which is slang for "Hello, I am upmost impressed by the stylistic variation and nuance of your attire"

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Bananaism

when capitalism and communism fails, leave society, return to monke and trade with banana.

OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO AA AAA AAAAAA! (Bananaism is more powerful than communism, give me ripe banana for banana.)

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No Bananas

Australian slang means no worries, Cool bananas, she'll be right mate!

If someone thanks you for a favour you would say: "No Bananas!"

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