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Also known as 'Goth Day', Bat's Day is the last saturday in August where goth kids from all over the U.S and Europe flock to Disneyland for a day of princess boo-ing, high heels, and black lipstick. While it's not officialy reconized by the park itself, the park staff is well aware of its existance.
Actress Playing Snow White: "I'm gonna trade shifts with the new girl. I don't want to be around on Bat's Day, and the she wont know about it yet."
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Cinderella: Ahh! That goth guy just felt me up!
Sleeping Beauty: Duh, what'd you expect? It's Bat's Day!
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An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.
See also ass clown and turd burglar.
N Kiote found his baceball bat lodged horizontally in his lower rectum. And it hurt like a bitch.
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Exactly like an ugly stick, except it's effects of ugly are much greater.
Steve: "Oh man, that girl's boyfriend sure got hit in the face by an ugly bat."
Bob: "Yeah, she only likes him for his money."
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A nasty, slutty and classless woman. A woman of poor hygiene and of poor taste. A female of low education, low intellect and little to no moral or ethical values.
A women who wears white jeans, big hair, a half shirt, is loud and sleeps around...is a trailer bat.
"That girl over at the bar is doable..." "Yeah, but look at her, she's a total trailer bat."
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To take a short nap during the daytime hours (best in the afternoon) in order to maintain a healthy routine or to prepare from any additional events that would otherwise drain much-needed energy.
Does not necessarilly mean hanging upside-down while sleeping.
"I'm going to go see Joesph D'Angeli later, so I need a bat-nap before we go."
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If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.
Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.
Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."
Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."
the deadliest weapons in the batman's arsenal, (even though they make him look pretty GAAEEE!!!)
oof, (dem bat-nips tho). the epicness of batman's BAT-NIPPLES!!!!!!