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Picture this: you are taking a nice hot shower and the stean is swirling all around you. You finish the shower and grab for your towel, but alas...your towel is not there. You look right, then left, and see you dad wating to dab your balls dry.
Damn Jesse, you dad just gave me a free hot and ready, my balls were dry as a desert, then he sucked my breadstick.
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tailor-made; custom-built.
I do not like readymade garments; rather, I would love to wear ready-not-made ones.
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In the Army basic training, we called cigarettes ready rolls
If you have ready rolls, lighter' if you got em'
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Best Friend who brings home biscuits, cookies, fresh fruits, instant noodles, warm bedsheets..and what not everything you need. Ask him and he'll be there .
Dmart Ready
Shop Online grocery and household essentials at best prices every day
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Describes a person who always responds using gifs really appropriately and usually humorously.
Guy 1: yea I didn't even have time to finish
Guy 2: *sends incredibly relevant gif*
Guy 1: *Wished he could send a gif that expressed how he was feeling but can't find the right one bcs of his lack of skill*
Guy 1: man, how are you always so gif ready?
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A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.
Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*
Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*
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Esports Ready. A term used in the gaming community. It means that a game is optimized and ready for online or offline competitive play on a grand stage. Often used in a derogatory sense or ironically, to dictate to others that a game is poorly optimized and not ready for release, much less competitive play.
Classic: This game is AMAZING! We "Esports Ready" out here.
New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
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