Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.

Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"

paperclip believer

A person who base their beliefs off of believing that operation paperclip was real. Pretty much opposite of conspiracy theorists who think that the world is controlled by zion.

Person A: "Why is he so pro US government even though he calls himself a nazi?"
Him: "imma operation paperclip believer, there are nazis everywhere there since 1946"

I can't believe you looked that up

No, seriously, I'm in shock.

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?

Miss Believer

A REALLY underated song from 21 pilots, its one of the best and most calming song ive heard

"hey have you ever heard of Miss Believer?"
"uh no what's that..?"
"you should try listening that with me, ill show you!"
"sure!"

Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.

Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

Believe

Believe…
Even when impossible…
Is what it may seem…
A reason there has to be

Someday…
Sense it will make to me…
Until then …
We just need to believe