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Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"
Some Shit Bender ruined the toilet again, I used it anyway, I'm glad I'm not a cleaning lady.
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A person who makes statements that a reasonable/rational person would interpret in a different (often more positive) way.
Truth bender: "My roommate and I live in a great apartment."
Reality: The truth bender is broke and crashing on a friends couch.
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jeez christopher biggins is such a massive bender
i'm a massive bender
bruce vilanch (the massive bender) is a god
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A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.
1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.
2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.
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A homosexual man. The pudding in question is an allusion to the penis, the bending is a reference to the distortion of the member as it is forced into the rectum.
Get your hand off me leg ya fuckin pudding bender
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James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power
JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!
"Hey, did you know Eri bender loves sucking dick"
"Oh really?"