Mandrel Bent

When a boner is supressed to the extent that it becomes miss shapen and deformed.

I got a boner in church and smashed down my package so the minister wouldn't see. Now I have a mandrel bent.

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bent twig

a moron, possibly semi-retarded. Like the Indian in "Almost Heros" starring Chris Farley.

Could I get one of those bent twigs to carry out my groceries?

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50 bent

The real name of rapper Fifty Cent

ND: "Mate 50 Cent is my Favourite Rapper"
Jim: Moar Leik 50 Bent Lol"

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get bent

to get wasted; to get tanked; to get crunked

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.

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bent nail

When your buddy comes up with a stupid trucker name

My buddy coleman calls him self bent nail

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Bent brim

A way idiot rednecks wear their hats.

Look at the idiot wearing a bent brim hat.

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bent wookie

A curved or bent penis.

I was gonna get with that guy, then he pulled out a bent wookie and I was like, "no thanks".

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