a useless untalented meth head
Bert McCracken is such a drug addict
HE A RACIST, all he says is jabba and has a small cock
"LABBA JABBA RABBA, MESSI NIGGAS, WHO, WHO ASKED" - Bert
A bert is a specific person that has a large head and has a small body.
“Ugh omg... she is built like a bert!”
A true bellend aka a smithy. #thinksheisgodsgift #cockwamble
Yo mert there's Bert what a cunt.
Verb. Drinking heavily to the point of passing out!
I'm going out and get Bert
Usually dirty minded laughs hard at everything and usually has a friend named Logan
Bert
When you get chlamydia in your anus.
Damn, I had sex with him and he slipped it in my butt and now I have to go get tested for the bert.