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To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.
I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.
I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.
Digital bleach is something the internet needs because the shot you find on line needs to be gone
“IT'S THE FUCKIN' INTERNET😂😂😂”
“WE NEED TO GET DIGITAL BLEACH”
A Process in witch a black and white image is left over a color image producing an amazingly cool effect
David Fincher commonly employs bleach bypass for his films
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When you go down on a woman often enough, the naturally acidic juices from the vagina bleach the hairs of your beard causing them to turn grey.
I had to use Just For Men because of all my years of beard bleaching.
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What gay clubbers do to insure safe clean sex. Also a bleached asshole is more asthetically pleasing to the eye than a dark brown one. After clubbing all nite long, in the closet gay clubbers want to see niceness in the starfish they are poking.
Dude: Hey those guys are pairing up over there.
Chick: I bet they have bleached assholes.
Dude: You fucking right bitch, they'z goin' to the bathroom now to scope each other's shit out.
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When 5 or more guys blow their loads on a girls chest, covering her in a Bleached Tuxedo.
Jane: Last night the boys gave me a Bleached Tuxedo.
Bernadette: You are soooo Lucky!
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When you can't take something anymore you yell out bleach please
Dude math class was so boring I told josh bleach please
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