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Noun- this seems to be a self explanatory situation, but let me clarify. A booger that it is in part or in whole, bloody. Sometimes caused by excessive nose picking. Often times a hung over beligerant drunk will find that he was punched in the nose and wakes up with a bloody booger.
Socially unacceptable, except in frat' houses.
"Check it out man, I got a bloody booger! I think I'll wipe it on the sofa."
"Oh no! Oh my gosh! Bertha just snagged a bloody booger!"
"Hey, my drunk uncle got in a fight last and woke up with bloody boogers."
"I put a bloody booger on my sister-in-law's shirt"
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1. A classic cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, salt, pepper, a celery stick and other spices. I'm told that I make the best in London which is annoying because I don't like them. Waste of vodka if you ask me.
2. The name we give to my insane grandmother. She doesn't mind...
1. "A bit too spicy, Mr Ben. I admit, I'm a pussy but I need some ice please."
2. "Would you like a cup of tea, Bloody Mary?"
"Am I free? Of course I am, dear..."
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A very famous line from Harry Potter. It is normally said by Ron Weasley.
Ron: Bloody hell, Harry!
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Ron: What the bloody hell was that all about?
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Ron: Bloody hell!
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Ron: Bloody hell. Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more.
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Ron: in own voice Bloody Hell!
Harry: We still sound like ourselves. You've got to sound more like Crabbe.
Ron: in lower voice Um... Bloody hell
Harry: Excellent.
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Australian slang term. Used in light hearted manner conveying humour at seriousness of subject under discussion. The more humour Australians use in speech is indicator of seriousness involved.
Q: Has the flood destroyed your farm and all the crops?
A; Bloody Oath, we'll have to start from scratch.
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When you jack off too hard without sufficient lubrication and rub the skin on your dick raw, to the point where it starts to bleed.
I got a case of bloody dick last night because I was outta lotion.
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The result of violently rubbing the male genitalia against a glass surface, such as a window or sliding glass door, of which the victim is on the opposite side. When pressed against the glass, the genitals are said to resemble an octopus in an aquarium. The violent nature of the rubbing motion is meant to break the skin and render the octopus 'bloody.' Flesh moistened by blood will create a squeaking sound when moved against the glass, generating what is known as the "Cry of the Bloody Octopus."
Jeremy was being a jerk, so I gave him and his lady a bloody octopus through his sliding glass door from the porch.
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"Bloody Hell" is an exclusively British phrase. It's a general exclamation, which can be used in many situations. You can use it to express shock, joy, shame, sadness... whatever.
But say it with a Scottish or English accent. It sounds weird when Americans say it
"Bloody Hell, it's freezing outside".
"Bloody Hell, that's amazing".
"Bloody Hell, I feel like crap."
"Bloody Hell, get off me!"
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