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amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"
Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!
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A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!
That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!
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you call someone a trolly bollock which means they speak bollocks and look like a troll. e.g omg that tylers such a trolly bollock !
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When a male puts on a thong and places a testicle out of both sides.
"I put on my girlfriends thong last night, and I had proper bollock wings last night. I'm telling ya, boyeeee!"
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Used to describe a place,usually a pub, bar or nightclub in which the there is a distinctly higher proportion of males than females.
John and Rob approach the door to the local late licensed bar.
John : Should be a good night tonight, I'm mullered!
Rob : This place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
John : Bring it on!!!
John and Rob enter the establishment bypassing the quizical looking bouncer.
John : Err....can't see much crumpet in here...It's rammo!
Rob : Looks a little Bollock Heavy to me aswell.
John : Fuck it, fancy a kebab??!
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Meaning very good.
Incidentally, the adjective has a somewhat strange history.
It originally comes from Mechano, a British model construction kit. When it first came out in the 50s and 60s, there were 2 different kits available - the Box Standard and the Box Deluxe.
Over time, Box Standard gave birth to the phrase Bog Standard, meaning very average.
Conversely, the spoonerism of Box Deluxe sounds very similar to Dogs Bollocks, for which the meaning of above average was attached.
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