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An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)
Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong
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what jamaica has instead of the atomic bomb
Jamaica would never make an atomic bomb. They may make an atomic bong. But I'd rather fight a war with the atomic bong because when the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation, when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaaation!"
-Robin Williams
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When a group of musician get together, smoke an incredible amount of hash, and spontaneously play music without having any idea what direction anyone is going in musically. The end result is usually a song or noise. This is a method used by all the classic rockers of the last generation. It can be easily repeated without the bong, which i prefer.
"Hey I just started a band and we're going to do a shitload of covers until we are at Bong jamming Level."
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1.) can be used to describe either something really good or something gross such as bong sauce. Basically used in the same context as dirty, gross, nasty, filthy, and sometimes dusty.
1.) Man Play-Doh is so bong-sauce like that stuff is so fun to play with!
2.) Ewww this hallway smells like bong-sauce!
A person you share your experience of smoking pot with. Usually Bong Buddies are very close.
My friend Cameron and I are Bong Buddies.
After I won the pool game, Jordan wanted to be my Bong Buddy.
when you're passing a bong around and suddenly the circuit is stopped by someone resting their head on the bong. It also happens when everyone is too high to realize that someone is just sitting with the bong in their lap not smoking
Concerned smoker: Ashley pass the bong! what are you doing?
Ashley: sorry guys I'm just taking a short bong nap
The lord of all bongs, an ancient artifact from the Roman Empire over 2000 year ago. Found in the Ecce Romani textbook, the Latin Bong can be identified by its swirly down-stem. The Latin Bong high is like no other you’ve ever experienced. The Latin Bong is very exclusive, but remember- anything can be a bong if you make it🍃
Dude, Davus hit that LB (Latin Bong) so hard he didn’t wake up the next morning.