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A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
Performing an abortion to yourself with a metal hanger
-OHMYGOSH Becky you are pregnant again. Better throw the boomerang before the 8th month
A Person Jumps So Much They Look Like A Boomerang
Im Bouncing Like A Boomerang
A shirtless Australian man on steroids who hates vaccines, and always has boomerangs on hand.
Dude, that's Captain Boomerang!
Alfred got jacked up by Captain Boomerang!
THE GREATEST FICTIONAL CHARACTER OF ALL TIME
"Oh that character is pretty cool."
"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"
"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"
A website that returns all of its profits to the users that generated them, extracting only compensation for its operating costs.
One form of boomerang website generates advertising revenue proportional to user traffic, then returns its profits to its users, withholding only the portion of the advertising revenue equal to its operating costs.
When you fill a girl with semen and syrup and continue to bang her.
I gave Sara a belgian boomerang last weekend.