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A place where you can go to enjoy a movie, and the company of some small insects. A place where you run the risk of getting mesothelioma with every visit. A place where certain "offensive words" can get an employee fired on the spot (which is yet to be determined as a blessing or a curse). A place where if employed you make luck out and have one good manager. A place where you may see a ghost for it is a haunted place. They say you never know if there is a heavan or hell, but one thing is for sure hell is real and its pseudonym is The Breeze Cinema 8
hey wanna go to The Breeze Cinema 8". " no thanks I don't like cockroaches
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When the subway arrives and blows a gust of wind your face.
This can be quite refreshing on a summer day but nasty at the same time because the subway is the home of rats, trash, and disease.
Here comes the Q train. Stand back so you don’t get pushed on the tracks. But stand close enough to get that New York breeze.
Police with no real jobs other than to make you kiss their ass. And then after 30 minutes they leave you with a ticket always making sure to say they've cut you a "break".
**"AAA has designated Gulf Breeze as also one of seven "strict enforcement areas" for traffic laws in the United States. This rating is one level short of speed trap, and is only shared by six other cities and towns nationwide."-AAA Auto Club South**
Ya there were 3 Gulf Breeze police on the scene + all I had was a broken tailight! "Theeeem bitches."
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When you blow salt into a girls vagina. This causes the vagina to tighten.
I was about to bone this girl last night, but she was kind of loose so i gave her a salty sea breeze.
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Whilst one is tossing another's salad, the receiver farts into the face of the tosser thus causing their hair to be blown back. This act is Arabian due to the blistering heat from the fart hitting your face.
Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: I gave her an Arabian breeze, she never saw it coming!
*High five!!*
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When a womans vagina is so cold and damp that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.
Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!
Typically experienced while giving your partner oral and as a result of their uncontrollable orgasmic spasms they float an air buiscuit(thats a fart) into your mouth or face.
Damn!! I was snacking on my girls junk at lunch and caught a Tiajuana River Breeze right in my face. That shit was Boodissy.
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