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Someone Chuck Norris checks for under his bed every night before he sleeps.
Watch the movies of Bruce Lee
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Bruce is a old hairy bald guy who wears grandpa and thinks he can rock the socks. He says he will show up for an appointment and no show. Some have mistaken him for a chimp.
Guy 1: Did he show for his appointment?
Guy2: No! I got Bruce.
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Guy1: Hey I was just watching you talk to your friend and-
Guy2: Hey don't be Brucing!
Girl: Yeah that's beyond creep.
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1. Freakin awesome demon slayer (with cleft chin) in the Evil dead movies (plays Ash) who got his arm cut off and replaced it with chainsaw ( because he's just that awesome). Also works at S mart, housewares section.
Bruce Campbell cuts his girlfriend's head in half because of demonized resurrection. (blood squirted everywhere)
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The richest and most respected man in Gotham City. He is also the dark knight known as Batman.
I'm so glad they created a clinic to help Bang Babies! And it's sponsored by Wayne Industries!
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The coolest man ever, known for his toughness and baldness.
Also used for threatning.
Imma pull a Bruce Willis on yo' fat ass!!!!
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Bruce Lee is what everyone in the world should strive too be. Bruce Lee is God.
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