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insult-definition

A definition on urbandictionary designed to flame another. Usually on an external party, but regular users tend to make such definitions about other users. Some of the best are the flames about psycho bitch by G-union, although some have now been deleted.

This may include posting under another users' accepted screen-name to write a definition questioning the parentage or sexual orientation of the user.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004

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definitely would

shes a honey

i definitely would with her

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

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RE: DEFinition

What, lyrically handsome, call collect a king's ransom
Jams I write soon become the ghetto anthem
Way out like Bruce Wayne's mansion, move like a phantom
You'll talk about me to your grandsons
Cats who claimin they hard be mad fag
so I run through em like, flood water through sandbags
Competition is mad, what I got, they can't have
Sinkin they ship, like Moby Dick, did Ahab
Son I'm way past the minimum, it's a verb millenium
My rap's hold a gat to your back, like Palestinians
Ancient Abyssinia, sure to hold the Gideon
Official b-boy gentlemen, long term, never the interim
Born inside the winter wind, day after December 10
These simpletons they mentionin the synonym for feminine
Sweeter than some cinnamon from Danish rings by Entenmann's
Rush up on adrenaline, they get they asses sent to them

RE: DEFinition, turning your play into a tragedy
Exhibit level degree on the mic, passionately
Niggaz is sweet so I bet if I bit I'd get a cavity
Livin to get high, you ain't flyer than gravity
We Die Hard like the battery done in the back of me by the mad MC
who think imitation is the highest form of flattery, actually
Don't be mad at me, I had to be the one to break it to you
You get kicked into obscurity like judo, no Menudo
cause you pseudo, tryin to compete with reality like Xerox
Towards destruction you spiraling like hairlocks, wipe them teardrops
Chasing stars in your eyes, playing games with your lives
Now the wives is widows soakin up pillows, weepin like willows

by Thomas Jefferson The Prez September 9, 2010

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Thigh-definition

When one observes an overweight - morbidly obese girl wears tight spandex leggings as a pair of pants. In severe cases, the leggings can become partially see-through.

Did you just see that gross fat girl with the leggings?

Ya dude, i just saw her in thigh-definition!

by chubbychaserxx2 January 3, 2010

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High-Definition

The BEST way to watch your porn.

dude, i'm watching porn on my old TV

im watching porn to ...in high-definition ;)

by yamomzb October 13, 2011

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UD Definitions

They are so bad... Imagine this. You're just scrolling through your favorite website until you found something... disturbing; but then, the whole rest of the website is filled with them! That's kind of what this is. A wholesome list of disturbing garbage that shouldn't be here.

(Also, why can't we leave the "example sentence" as blank; and has to have the word you put it as the title? Fuck that shit.)

UD Definitions are almost always terrible, no matter what they are.

by Somario the Adventurater January 22, 2022


fake definition

Inaccurate definition of terms previously accurately defined in Urban Dictionary that are used for deceptive purposes.

The most recently stated definition of {boofed or Devil's triangle are examples of a fake definition as well as perjury when defined that way under oath.

by GEK October 2, 2018

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