cod roaster

A very hot fire which a man can warm his private parts up with. Usually an outdoor fire pit but can be indoors as well.

Boy's come on over tonight I'm going build a big ole "Cod Roaster" out by the lake and drink a few cold beers....

9👍 1👎

CoD 5

CoD = Call Of Duty, which is a popular video game for the Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, and PC.
CoD 5 is the incorrect way to say Call Of Duty: World At War.(WaW) People say CoD 5 because they are too lazy to say CoD: WaW.

Friend 1:"Hey dude, lets go play some cod 5."

Friend 2:"Don't you mean cod: waw?"

Friend 1:"Same thing!"

47👍 16👎

COD-BJ

When you get a blow job while playing Call of Duty!

guy "I love COD!"
girl "But, I want you!"
Guy "I love COD!!!"
girl "ok!" *unzips pants*

Guy w/ friends
Guy "I just went 30-2 when i got a COD-BJ last night!"
Out to Grant

30👍 10👎

wampus cod

A person who does something totally stupid. One lacking the common sense God gave a monkey.

You just spilled your drink on me you wampus cod!

Cod Belt

Cod belt

Im gonna give this kid a cod belt if he doesn't shut up.

Basically hit him with CoD language.

CoD commando

someone who thinks they know all about special operations units and weaponry or thinks they can fight alongside them because the spent copious amounts of time playing Call of Duty or some other spec-ops game like socom or Ghost Recon

*in MW2 multiplayer lobby*
cod kid: I know how to be a SEAL because i saw the guys in that little under waterboat sneaking up to that place and surprising the guys from in the water in singleplayer!*

Actual SEAL playing(not likely): kid you dont even know the first thing about that and how serious a job that is. you sound about 12 why dont you go outside and play and stop being a Cod Commando while youre at it.

Sneaky cod

While in 69 with a Norwegian person eat their ass

Bro last night I gave that Norwegian chic a sneaky cod