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the most awesome sport ever! it gives people an adrenaline rush and a runner's high. its the best feeling after one finishes a race or runs a 7 mile workout. the feeling of accomplishment. you can eat whatever you want and not gain weight either. it makes people look great and feel great. want a tight stomach? this is the right sport for you. stupid tennis players can shut their traps about it. they don't know what us cross country runners have to endure. no one knows how much endurance and talent it takes to run the distance we run. its the best sport and no sport beats it.
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the best sport, better than any other sport. other people are just jealous that cross country runners have mad skills.
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The greatest and most pure sport ever created. Cross Country is usually thought of as insane and people cannot wrap their minds around why we runners do it. The sport is also overshadowed by Football, which is also played in the Fall. It requires dedication, and unthinkable amounts of physical and mental strength. Pain is a normal part of an XC runners life, and sacrifice become second nature to them. If one puts their all into the sport, it can be the most gratifying experience ever lived through. The comradery gained from powering through the cold, rain, mud, dust, heat and whatever nature can throw at you tempers the bond between teamates and friends. XC runners are usually good people, exemplary students, and quite social as well. If you try in XC, it is impossible to lose. You run until you die, then you get up and keep going. I know all of this from experience, and I watched some of the most dedicated runners ever born reap the benefits of their blood, sweat,and tears. Cross Country is truly one of the greatest sports ever created.
"Our sport is your sport's punishment."
"Cross Country runners are among the purest, most admirable people to live."
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A term Donald Trump uses to describe any country in which most of the people are non-white, as opposed to countries like Norway which are almost all white.
Man 1:"Melania Trump is from Slovenia is that a shithole country?
Man2:"No, Melania is white"
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Country rich is a situation in which a person has all or a combination of a full tank of gas, a bunch of beer, a few boxes of ammunition, some new copper line, a new hat, new fishing lures, a new part for the truck, new boots, or other such goods. It can also be used to describe the financial windfall of an amount that will be spent on any or all of those things immediately. Striking it country rich could come from selling more moonshine in one go than expected or surplus meat from a hunt. Being country rich is characterized by its short-term nature, and any business venture resulting in striking it country rich is usually an unplanned, unsustainable, one-off deal. A redneck can strike it country rich.
"Bird dog just had her puppies. That's a hundred dollars cash apiece. This ol' boy struck it country rich." - Justin Moore
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1. A plain old fashioned fucking.
2. To be royally screwed or fucked over in a metaphorical sense.
1. I went home and gave my wife real country dickin' last night.
2. My english professor gave me a good ole country dickin' on my last exam grade.
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Sexual relations. Used in Hamlet. A pun on the word "cunt." One of the few dirty jokes in Shakespeare that high school kids immediately get.
Hamlet: Did you think I meant country matters?
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