Canadian Blowjob

the act of inserting an ice cube in your mouth and proceeding to commit oral sex upon your partner during an intense hockey game.

Ya i heard she gave Mr. Ye a Canadian Blowjob, so now hes got frostbite on his dick

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Canadian Handshake

Let’s just say it involves a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

How could you just leave without my Canadian handshake?

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Indo-Canadian

A Canadian citizen or resident of South Asian/Desi ethnicity/descent. The biggest sub-groups of Indo-Canadians are Punjabi-Canadians, Tamil-Canadians and Gujurati-Canadians.
Indo-Canadians represent just over 3% of the population of Canada. Their biggest communities can be found in British Columbia and Ontario.
According to the Canadian census, 34% of Indo-Canadians are Sikhs, 27% are Hindus, 18% are Muslims and 17% are Christians.

Indo-Canadians don't just include people with ancestors from the Republic of India; but also those with ancestors from Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Nepal, and more!

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Canadian Kumar

Akshay Kumar is the greatest canadian. True canadian who sacrifice his life for his country just like Akshay Kumar ditched Indian Citizenship for Canada. As per DTAA treaty Canadians who residing in India get credit on their income & they pay their taxes at lower rates compare to Indian citizens. Hence Akshay Kumar took right decision

Canadian Kumar - This is my home toronto is my home

Canadian Rager

“the result of being punched in the dick enough times to induce a hardon”

"wow, Johnny's girl has it out for him for leaving the dishes out....he got bagged in the dill so many times he's sporting a Canadian Rager"

canadian fight

A fight based on forcing someone to accept your apology using the word sorry.

events leading to a Canadian fight

sorry, man.
no, I’m sorry.
no, I said I’m sorry! (punch)

Canadian Squirter

(noun). n.: A proper mixture of Squirt soda and Canadian Club Whiskey. Served over ice. Originated by Michael Sumrow.

"The best NHL play-off drink is a constant flow of Canadian Squirters!!"

"Mike gave me 2 tall Canadian Squirters last night and let me tell you NO ONE does it like Mike!"

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