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human cancer

The name that describes an entity within a family, workplace, clique, or any other type of organization or aggregate that creates disruptions of various orders through a variety of means that results in upsetting the entire balance of psychological and/or functional help within that organization or aggregate through a variety of dysfunctional behavior including but not limited to manipulation, deviancy, dishonesty, incompetence, hysteria, and or neurotic-ism. The entity could be an individual person or a small group but the results usually lead to the damaging of careers, relationships, and/or organizational culture.

That manager caused the destruction of way too many careers before he/she was isolated as a human cancer and finally weeded out of the organization - however, the damage was already done.

Dave organized a cult following to rebel against the current plan for the homeowner’s association. There obstructive behavior has perpetuated a human cancer that has devastated the community to the point people have started putting their homes on the market and are leaving.

Mary’s involvement with several co-workers led to many divorces, demotions, transfers, resignations, and firings. It’s amazing how much metastatic damage can be cause by one single piece of human cancer.

by nerdodamus June 16, 2013

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gullifer cancer

An form of cancer contagious to family and friends. Every time it's contracted it is more aggressive, forcing the originator to experience additional suffering by watching their loved ones die around them.

I hope you get gullifer cancer and have to watch your kid die right before you do!!!!

by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

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Ass Cancer

Ass cancer is another way of referring to anal cancer. Anal cancer is a type of cancer that occurs in the anal canal and the anus. It is a rare disease among the general population, but is very common among gay men. Along with that, infections like HIV and Syphilis are also very common among gay men.

Gay men who don’t have HIV are over 20 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. Gay men who DO have HIV are about 100 times more likely to get anal cancer. Rates of anal cancer among gay men have been increasing every year.

This is because gay sex often causes anal fissures or tears. The anus is supposed to remove waste from the body, and having gay sex will eventually cause tears and cuts to the anus. These tears can get infected.

Infections and diseases like HIV, AIDS, Syphilis, and anal cancer (or ass cancer) are very common among gay men. That is a fact.

by Medical School October 18, 2019

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cancer water

What some e-girl on the internet sold for $30 to some 40 year old men who live in their mom's basement.

Guy 1: I just bought something for $30

Guy 2: Let me guess, cancer water?

Guy 1: No, It's Belle Delphine's bath water

Guy 2: that's what I said fuckin' idiot

by MaxPandaLord August 18, 2019


cancer coffin

a tanning bed or an artificial sunlight bed used to achieve tan skin

"Hey girl I'm hittin the cancer coffins after work wanna come along?"

by hippiechick38 March 21, 2007

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cancer kazoo

An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.

Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.

I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.

by Popehat2 November 14, 2007

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Porn cancer

A slow degradation in computer function due to excess use of porn, possibly caused by a virus or malware.

Ian's computer has been running really slow, maybe he got the porn cancer.

by regardless69ing August 24, 2011

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