Capital Status

Something that is real gangsta or real fly. Something of the absolute highest order. The best of the best.

Wow, did you see that kid's new 2007 Escalade with the clear see through 22" rims. That's Capital Status cuz. Nobody can do it better than that.

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Anarcho-Capitalism

An oxymoronic take on the Anarchist societal model.

By definition, Anarchism is the idea of a stateless society where all people are free and equal. Anarchists oppose societal structures and power structures as a core tenet of their ideology.

Capitalism however, is an economic system that has an inherent power and societal structure where the super-wealthy elites rule over everybody else and control the means of production whilst exploiting the labor of workers for their own gain.

Because of this, Anarcho-Capitalism is an oxymoron and is, rightfully, the laughing-stock of most Anarchist circles.

Anarcho-Capitalism is hypocritical and an oxymoron.

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Capital Dome

A sexual act of any kind while standing up under that Capital Dome in Washington, DC. Note: if a senator's daughter is involved it becomes the Golden Capital Dome.

I capital dome'd this chick last night.. it was monumental.

selective capitalization

When you decide to capitalize certain proper nouns based on whether or not you like the person, place, or thing.

"I really enjoy the Keith Olbermann show."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."

Capital Of Thailand

When someone asks you what’s the capital of Thailand they then say Bangkok (bang-cock) and hit you in the ding-a-ling

Hey marv what’s the capital of Thailand?
Idk what is it ?
BANGKOK (bangcock) *marv gets hit in the goolies*

Under Capitalized

When the younger generation types emails in all lower case, disregarding the proper rules of grammar and style. Since they're so used to no-rules texting they can't use proper punctuation in emails.

Their emails are Under Capitalized!

to mark:

that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks

david

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David,

Your email was Under Capitalized!

-Mark

Racial Capitalism

When a company profits on the image of minorities on its website to fake diversity, while paying lip service to building a more diverse company in the long run.

Using photoshopped images or stock photos on its website to make a company look as if it embraces a multiracial workforce is nothing but racial capitalism in action to mislead potential employees, shareholders, and the public.

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