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Someone overweight that is swimming
A man named after a bikini brand
What's that guy's name? Oh yeah Polly Carp, isn't it a bikini brand too?
Used to describe females originating in and around Niagara Falls... specifically Welland.
You can usually find them around the canal. With hair of unusual colouring... typically Green. They usually have many piercings... they use as trophies for all the fishing lines they have been freed from. They typically have an inbred look to them, the odd one may resemble an angler fish; with similar teeth. These carp are triggered easily and will attack; if you call them out on their stupidity, sleep with their man (who they also borrowed), or throw maggot water off your balcony.
“Hey bro, look at that radioactive carp over there, she’s the type a girl you pull the fuse out of the heated seats for”
Meeting some one via a dating app to find out they are better looking in person then on line.
I met a girl via a dating app and was to find out she is better looking in person. I had been carped/carping.
I was carping women on dating apps.
Person 1: Woah, dude, why did you just do a belly flop from that diving board? It's so high!
Person 2: Carpe diem!
Dumb Fuck: wHo'S cARpE DiEM. gET wITh tHE TiMEs XD sAy YOLO.
Something semi-literate drunk frat boys shout before participating in a gang rape.
Everyone remembers "Carpe Diem" from the film Dead Poets Society; and they shouldn't, because it honestly isn't that great of a movie.
I have decided to move to Berlin and live my life to the fullest. Carpe Diem.