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EMO BOY 1- "I'm so upset today."
EMO BOY 2- "Omg just read The Catcher in the Rye. It always makes me feel better. Holden knows the Truth."
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Some kind of situation or thing that is going to cause immense grief no matter what is done to avoid/mitigate the "bollock-catcher".
You have been out on the razz in town. You are running for the last train home. As you come down the stairs, you drop your keys.
If you go back to pick them up you will miss the last train and will be walking 15 miles home because you have spent all your cash and are too drunk to remember your ATM card number.
If you carry on for the train you will have to break a window to get in, slice your mitt open, and likely be reported to the fuzz by the neighbours (again).
"Christ-on-a-bike that was a bit of a bollock-catcher." you say.
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People who work during the day
I love being a worm catcher! It's way better than graveyard shift!
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another term for moron. they breath mainly through their mouths, and can become confused when trying to do more than one thing at a time. this includes talking while breathing.
the guy at the cricket store is such a fly catcher. he ignored me, and when he was listening he didnt get anything right.
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The receptacle on the end of a condom that fills with semen when the wearer of the condom ejaculates.
Damn, Sally! You made me cream so hard that I filled up the cum catcher- and then some!
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A spunk catcher is the acted of catching mans load on your face from three or more feet.
Hey my best friend is a spunk catcher
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When you go to the movies with a V-neck shirt on and you drop some popcorn, it always falls into the popcorn catchers
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