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Catholic Rights

Permission to have anal sex.

I wasn't able to buy her that fur coat she asked for, so she revoked my Catholic Rights.

He claims to be straight when he's sober, but get a couple beers in him and he assumes he has Catholic Rights to every guy in the place.

by Perkins Mattock III July 30, 2010

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Central Catholic

Mostly a bunch of rich sexist, homophobic, racist white boys who are privileged but they don't even know it. There are a few good people from central/oakland but for the most part they're toxic and think they the shit but really they're just some vineyard vine shit heads :)

"That dude over there is such a frat boi, he must be from central catholic"
"Yuck look at that trump supporter! Must be a central boy!"

by bleepbloop69 March 27, 2018

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Central Catholic

A bunch of stupid teabaggers. Think they're great stuff because their mommies and daddies pay for them to go to a private big name school. Have some of the worst parties around, where getting wasted and teabagging each other are deemed a "good time". Think they're great because they get to have school next to an all Catholic girls school, but the girls there are dirty and have syphilis. All in all, some of the worst people around Pittsburgh go there, and just about anywhere else is better.

Remember that party with the kids from Central Catholic?
Yeah, that party sucked.

by jimbo67 October 24, 2006

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Elyria Catholic

Elyria Catholic is located in Elyria, Ohio. Elyria Catholic is the high school for which most students come from other Junior highs such as St. Jude's, St. Mary's, sometimes even Open Door's. This is a high school where majority of the student's are smart asses and potheads. They usually have good grades, but there are also the few that fall behind and start to fail due to hating the damn fucked up rules and teachers there. Elyria Catholic is full of preppy bitches, and athlete's, and people trying to get into mini ivy-leagues such as Dennison College, Dartmouth College, etc. The school has more pot going around in it then Elyria High School, it's complete bullshit. There's a little bit of baby mama drama, and the school sucks. Everybody that goes there knows it, and does not like the school. WOO.

John: Let's go in the bathroom.
Karl: Why? You got some pot?
John: You know it!
Karl: Aiight, I could use a loosen up 'cause I just found out that Dennison didn't except me because I failed my AP chemistry at Elyria Catholic in my 2nd year here.
John: Awe, that sucks man. I got into Dartmouth!
Karl: Lucky ass bastard.

by xxThinkOfYou August 30, 2010

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Catholic Answers

1. A website supposedly ran by some Catholic Laymen. It is supposedly supposed to provide sources where Catholics can have discussions, and speak about issues regaurding religion.

2. A Supposedly Catholic website with a secret Fundamentalist Catholic Agenda. Most of the topics are about trying to make sense of some forgery of a fake prophecy concerning the end of the world.

3. A Traditionalist Catholic website that spends most of their time badmouthing Protestants, but if a Protestant comes by and says anything to defend their religion, they get banned.

4. A traditionalist Catholic Website that lets you talk about some absurd "Prophecy" attributed to an 11th cent saint, supposedly who was given a list of all the popes up until the end of the world. However, the prophecy was rediscovered in the 1590's and all the popes after that point are all extremely inaccurate, meaning it is some Forgery. However, you cannot talk about some actual sensible apparition at Medjudgorge, since it has not been officially approved yet. Go figure.

Catholic Answers Thread: Martin Luther the son of the Devil, and the AntiChrist.

Info: He was a wicked man, full of blasphemy.

Another User
Religion: Lutheran Status: Banned
Answer: He was just trying to fix the problems going on in the Church.

by jdogruff January 24, 2010

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Guilty Catholic

Masturbating with your hands in the prayer position.

I injured my hand so the only way I could get myself off was the guilty catholic.

by Justsomeguy03 December 16, 2022


Catholic Bypass

The good ole poophole loophole. Allowing one to engage in anal sex before marriage while still technically being a virgin.

โ€œDamn bro, she was saving herself for marriage so I took the catholic bypassโ€

by marseddie February 3, 2021