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A meaningless expression to say when you want to swear, but are in the presence of a self-righteous co-worker who will report you to HR for even the slightest vulgarity.
I got angry in a meeting and said "chalk my tires" and I watched a co-worker google it to see if it should cause him any righteous indignation.
A term derived from the original catch phrase "Rock Chalk Jayhawk", seeking to illustrate the excessively homosexual behavior of those associated with Kansas University. Bill Self's hairpiece, K State tearing down KU's goalpost, and Rick Mangino all serve to manifest this absurdly gay activity.
The KU quarterback was sacked in the end zone and got up with a massive chunk of dirt caught in his helmet, looking like a true rock chalk gayhawk.
"Hey Mom, why are those two men dressed in the blue and red holding hands and skipping through the park"? "Oh don't mind them, honey, they're just a couple of gayhawks".
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tricking someone, telling them a fake story, that they believe.
Sometimes spelt chorkers,
there are usually gangs called chorkers and then people called chorkees, which usually get tricked.
"the deepest part of the Atlantic ocean is 3 metres deep"
"oh right"
"hahahaha, chalk him up"
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A (male) gay sexual term meaning to place an erect penis around a partner's anus and getting a dab of fecal matter on the tip then knocking one testicle with the fecal dabbed penis into the other testicle as one would with a chalked pool stick in a game of billiards.
Marty: Hey Steve, did you have a good game of billiards last night?
Steve: Yeah, I really had fun chalking the pool stick and knocking Richard's balls around.
Marty: That's what I call a good game of slop!
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Basically a way to say your down to do something, or participate in something. You can also chalk yourself up as not down to do something. Imagine someone tallying up yes's & no's, and you're chalking yourself up for one or the other.
Kristoff: "So is Sangria Night still happening or what?"
Meghan: "Pssh, the fuck if I know, you're the one bitching about being hungover still, pansy."
Kristoff: "Hey now relax. Chalk me up for Sangria Night."
Meghan: "That's the spirit."
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a pasty white girl.
I met a girl, she was nice, but she was a chalk baby. i only go for chocolate babies.
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A retarded and extremely annoying chant by fans of The University of Kansas sports teams which is an embarrassment to themselves and the rest of the Big 12 conference.
Rock Chalk Jayhawk KU.
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