channel 1

15 minute period in the morning before school starts in which students choose to either sleep or do their homework from the previous night rather than listen to the useless news.

"yo did you do your math homework?"
"no, ill do it during channel 1"

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snot channel

When you're blowing your nose and the way your hands are positioned channel the snot to your lips.

You may not want to kiss me, babe, my allergies are actin up and I've had a snot channel all day.

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super channel

the ultimate in the bestestness! nothing better, almost like uber only not.

having sex with jane is the super channel!

4👍 1👎

Reaction Channel

Channels that waste your time watching a standard video but with hundreds of damn pauses and someone’s voice

a reaction channel is a waste of time when you can be watching the actual video

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Anchor channel

The channel on which you stay while looking for a much better program; applicable to TV, radio, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, why are we watching MadTV?
Guy 2: Shut up, it's the anchor channel while I look for something better... Ooh, Bad Boys 2!
Guy 1: Hellz yeah.

8👍 4👎

Fuse Channel

A Fucking Kick Ass Channel With No Gay Reality, Just Kick Ass Videos.

"OMG Dude, Fuse Is So Much Better Than MTV, No Rap Or Reality Yesssss.

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Lifetime Channel

used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS.

"Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"

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