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Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.
yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"
sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"
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When you shove a whole bag of twizzlers into a girls anus while you take a shit on her chest and put soy sauce on it she then proceeds to eat your (chinese) shit while giving you a hummer
Shaquita said that the Chinese Twizzler was yummy last night.
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Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.
I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.
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Although racially offensive, it is an apt description of a facial affliction characterized by squinty eyes and caused by smoking, eating, or otherwise ingesting a lot of ganga in a short period of time.
Just leave him on the couch in front of the TV. There's no way he can make a White Castle run with us. Look at him...he's got chinese eyes.
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The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.
Dude Chinese tabletops are so much more disgusting than two girls one cup.
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when having sex with a girl placing one of ur ballz in her ass
last night i gave this bitch a chinese marble
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When you pee in your lover's eye then shuve your feces up her butt
She was so freaky that she asked me for a Chinese rocket
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