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A sexual act, when an uncircumcised man, not showering or cleaning the penis for a week, develops shmegma, then decides that it’s a good idea to get his dick sucked and cum in a woman’s mouth.
The woman then spits out the cum and Shmegma.
After, the man takes his meat stick (hence the spam) and mixes until chowder is made.
Bon’ apetit!
“ We we’re on the road, and Karen didn’t know what she wanted to eat, so i took her home and fed her some Spam Chowder.”
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will and i got clam chowdered off that mids today... it was halfway decent!
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The act of defecating ejaculation out of a rectum.
Sandy is voiding Johnny's ejaculation through her anus leaving Happy Chowder.
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Non-sensical language spoken between steady showering partners.
Excellent way to converse while remaining "all fuzzy and stupid" for a bit after waking (no vocal inflections).
Galileo chowds to his soppy-wet sweetheart,
"boo, wouldja ooni doh canna-wanna", and Hibiscus rechowds, "anna moose razzer ketchya on the kay-bye",
ahhh, those magical chowder pygmy moments...
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when someone sprinkles their thick white semen over another person
"Mmmmm-hmmm I'm hungry. Will you chowder-powder me?"
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When a female sends you a picture of their vagina and they have crust white chunks all over her pussy.
" Dude this girl just sexted me giving me a serve of Clam Chowder. "
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