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One of the most overrated jerks to ever be loved by adolescents.
A third-rate martial artist (who was destroyed by Bruce Lee), Christian fundamentalist (wishes to have America become a puritanical christian theocracy), raging conservative, Total Gym spokesman, annoying white guy, and part of Sarah Palin's "real America".
Having been in plenty of movies (usually fighting red people, brown people, or yellow people) that have gained popularity amongst American youth, Chuck Norris was recently treated to a mock-godhood in the form of jokes. Being more commonly associated now with "pushing the earth down when doing push-ups" than his christian fundamentalism, Norris has been able to avoid falling into obscurity. Mike Huckabee, in an attempt to attract a younger, keener group of conservatives in his presidential bid, enlisted Chuck Norris in an ad campaign. Lacking any political substance, Huckabee would sit next to Chuck, raddle off a few Chuck jokes, broken up by Chuck Norris raddling off the old fashioned conservative campaign rhetoric, and ending with Chuck punching the air and saying "Chuck Norris Approved!" Huckabee lost steam early in the campaign, and Norris latched himself to McCain.
Norris has also worked with his wife to advertise efforts to begin teaching the bible in public schools across America. Believing that America is founded upon "Christian principles", he seems to have no problem reaching the conclusion that we should therefore essentially abandon democracy in every way but name and become a theocracy, with christian leaders, christian populace, and the bible as soul judgement of how to run the country. It is unknown, but doubtful, that Norris has read the entire bible.
Final note: His popularity has become so great amongst adolescent males and their middle-aged male teachers, that anyone who attempts to criticize him is bound for an ass-whooping (as I am sure to get after sending this in).
The Chuck Norris jokes I was bombarded with at school became so frustrating, I eventually launched a worldwide anti-Chuck Norris propoganda campaign.
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a martial artist turned washed-up actor whose name has now resurfaced to mean bad ass. Also, is often associated with a male who has had sexual intercourse with many women (pimp or mac daddy) .
Shut the fuck up before I go Chuck Norris on your ass!
Man, he is so Chuck Norris. His slow day consists of 200 women!
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Verb: related to Godwin's law and Godwinism's. To 'Chuck Johnson's' is to label a person, group or philosophy with the reductio ad Hitlerum tag as means to close down debate.
Chuck: transitive verb, meaning to a: toss , throw, Noun: Short for Charles
Johnson: refers to the owner of the news aggregating, formally conservative, anti jihad site and now anti-creationism pro Darwin website Little Green Footballs. Which has become synonymous with personality cults, blogtatorship and calling previous colleagues and acquaintances of long and respected standing fascists, Nazis, Racists or ID'er (derogatory term for a belief in creationism. For simply having web links or opinions on their own personal web pages which he/CJ disapproves of.
To 'Chuck a Johnson' can also be used to describe over use of the delete/banning function on web forums to those who hold contrary opinions.
Charles Johnson biggest censorship ass hat 2008.
http://infidelbloggerawards.blogspot.com/2008/11/announcing-winners-of-1st-annual.html
1) Person A, calls person B a fascist on the basis of flimsy evidence or hearsay derived from an individual with known antagonistic political view points or malicious agenda.
Person B replies 'don't Chuck Johnson's at me'
Or points out to fellow bloggers/posters that 'A is chucking johnston's' and in effect has evoked Godwins law, thus destroying the thread and any chance at meaningful debate.
2)Blog owner deletes and bans regular posters/contributers for disagreeing with his pet hates or hypocritical changes in ideological position.
Person A: 'look he is chucking johnson's everywhere'
Person B: 'I know, I don't recognize the place now so many people have been banned. And the threads are so full of deletions it's impossible to follow the argument, he/she sure threw a lot of (Chuck) Johnson's'
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Chucking a Corey occurs when an individual condemns an act that they initially encouraged with the intention of destructive comedic pursuit. This phenomenon is also thought to be self-sustaining as it can only be ceased after the condemner has brutally abused an individual beyond the point of psychological moronism. Problems can often arise if the mentality becomes osmotic within the mob mentality and several Corey’s are spawned within the same tribal group.
Although still unknown, masculinity (and its inherent lack of), is thought to be the biggest cause of Chucking a Corey.
Corey: (at party) You're so weak, you're not even drinking, you never drink!!
Other person: Yeh you're right! *gets a beer*
Corey: Dude why are you always drinking for? You don't need to drink to have fun...(chucking a corey)
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In skateboarding, when youre riding and your wheels stop suddenly by rolling over even the tiniest of pebbles, rocks, glass, gravel, mulch, etc. and results in the skater being ejected from the board in a slightly embarrassing manner.
The equivalent of driving 90mph and suddenly pull the E-brake.
I invented this word.
He chucked so hard right before the gap and fell to the bottom.
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A tough guy with a stupid moustache.
"Dude, Johnny's a total Chuck Norris!"
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Aside from being a faddish 2000's pop culture exemplar of all things tough, monosyllabic, and righteously violent, Chuck Norris holds black belts in Tang Soo Do, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. His rise to Hollywood fame occurred when he starred as the villain opposite Bruce Lee in "Return of the Dragon." He played leads in a number of martial arts movies through the 80's, then was picked up for "Walker, Texas Ranger" in 1993, which aired for eight years on CBS. As of 2006, he continues to take on roles for various karate flicks, capitalizing intensely on his recent faddish popularity.
The Chuck Norris jokes will end when Chuck Norris is ready for them to end.
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