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The act of gripping a common whore's thong, otherwise known as a whale tail, pulling back the zebra printed, lace fabric, and allowing it to snap against her dimpled whore ass.
This creates a loud smack, not unlike a large whale slapping its tail against the surface of the water.
As seen on ID's "Deadly Women" reanactment of a steamy affair.
Man: Come here, whore.
Whore: Oh, I'm gettin' all steamed up. I've got my whore panties on.
Man: Yeah, let me hear that.
*CINCINNATI LOBTAIL* SMACK
Whore: Oh, baby! Let's get all humpbacked on my husband's futon.
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after sex with a condom, the man waits for the woman to fall asleep, then ties the condom around her neck the same way a bowtie is tied, before sneaking out.
After i went home with that chick from the bar, i fucked her, she passed out, i gave her a Cincinnati bowtie and got the hell out of there.
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When you cover your dick in pickle relish and go partly limp just before ejaculation so it's like a wet green amphibian in her vagina.
Dude, I came pickle juice and was half-limp. She just loves a good Cincinnati salamander.
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The phenomenon of being pretty only by association.
I went to this party with a bunch of ugly girls but I met this one really cute girl. We went out on date and when I saw her in public I realized she was just Cincinnati Pretty.
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A term for a girl with a good body and a bad face- a reference to the cincinnati bengals, who have nice looking uniforms and ugly helmets
Is she hot? No way dude, cincinnati bengals.
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Is the act of after having sex, the male taking off the condom and while holding the opening, or rolled up part, putting the reservoir tip end in the womans mouth and she sucks on the condom until it breaks due to negative pressure, releasing its contents in a fast rush. This practice has been abandoned due to the high potential for aspiration of the condom causing death by asphyxiation! (fluids + rubber = slippery, accidents happen). Your cant say i didn't tell you.......
"DO NOT DO THIS!!!"
The now common/slightly safer method is to have the woman use her two canine (cuspid) teeth and puncture a small hole at the reservoir tip of the condom and suck SLOWLY on the condom and get the contents that way. This is also know as a "Sperm Bong" or "Cum Bong or "Jism Bong", etc. But still,
"DO NOT DO THIS ONE EITHER!!!" Be safe and live to have sex another day!
"Dude, my girlfriend has been so good this week, i decided to let her have a treat last night, so i gave her a Cincinnati pinata! She loves it! She can only have one when she has been good though!"
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The act of getting fellatio while wearing a snuggie
I was too cozy to take off my snuggie so she gave me The Cincinnati Shanty
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