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When a man's balls slap on a woman's ass sing a clapping noise like me and your mum last night
Did u see my dad clapping my mum's cheeks
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An STD in which the vagina is loose from being fucked so much that it just kind of flaps, making a clapping noise.
That girls got the clap man, when she walks all you hear is "fwap fwap"
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an std that you get when someone claps *only* twice at your meat pocket or magic stick. toget rid of this unfortunate but common disease, you have to 'wipe' it off of your pink cookie or exploding pickle and clap twice at the other person; or whoever you want to get the clap (gonnorhea).
mack: hey, kyle!
kyle: yes?
mack: *clap clap*
kyle: awwww... i just got the clap!
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When you are so far in last place that everyone starts clapping very slowly in unison, speeding up until you are finally finished with the race. By then the clapping sounds normal, but it's not. It's still just a sympathy clap and you have just come in last.
James was so far behind the other swimmers that both teams gave him the clap.
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