the clap

an std that you get when someone claps *only* twice at your meat pocket or magic stick. toget rid of this unfortunate but common disease, you have to 'wipe' it off of your pink cookie or exploding pickle and clap twice at the other person; or whoever you want to get the clap (gonnorhea).

mack: hey, kyle!
kyle: yes?
mack: *clap clap*
kyle: awwww... i just got the clap!

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The Clap

When you are so far in last place that everyone starts clapping very slowly in unison, speeding up until you are finally finished with the race. By then the clapping sounds normal, but it's not. It's still just a sympathy clap and you have just come in last.

James was so far behind the other swimmers that both teams gave him the clap.

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clap

its a case of chlamydia

eww you know she nasty she got the clap!

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Clapped

When someone is so unattractive that you can’t even use “ugly” to describe them

Person 1: What do you think of the new guy? I reckon he’s hot
Person: Nah fuck off, he’s fucken clapped

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The clap

"The clap" is when you have finished your anal session and find that your dick is clogged with excrement, then proceed to clap your hands together, dick in the middle in order to expel it.(while still erect)

-bro, you know sarah?
-yhea
-she finally let me knock on the back door,
-nice
-but she gave me a nasty ass case of the claps, i was at that shit all night long.

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clapped

clapped; a sexy ass motherfucker, the person who calls you this is generally a jelous hoe who is a beat and delete, with very bad hair.

hoe:"lucie is a clapped bitch"

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clap

Clap or "clappers" refers to fire crackers (illegal) here in Jamaica. Maybe its the 'clapping' sound they make.

"Hey, do you have any clappers left?"

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