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The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.
Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?
Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.
a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s
Santa Claus is coming
that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away
chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast
He is a pedophile who secretly watches over kids. Not only that, but he also has a large child porn collection in the world and he will be arrested for life and has to register as a sex offender for life and he has probation for life and there will be no Christmas.
Santa Claus is a pedophile.
Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.
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Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.
Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.
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Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.