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Don't get this shit wrong. A genuine (pronounced gen-u-INE) Cleveland Steamer is specifically the act of:
1) Laying a deuce upon your partners chest, then,
2) Sliding your buttcheeks up and down your partner's chest in a wake of your mud river, AND
3) making an authentic sound of a steam-whistle blowing.
Only once the steam-whistle has been sounded have you actually completed a realistic and true Cleveland Steamer.
"Wow, i gave my chick a Cleveland Steamer last night."
"Oh yeah, did you do the steam-whistle sound and everything?"
"Hellzyeah. Woke the neighbors up and everything!"
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a great football team, and whoever wrote that the team and their fans suck needs to be shot.
the browns are gonna kick ass again very soon.
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The act of expelling diarrhea from one's anus into the open mouth of a waiting recipient, especially after said recipient has wronged the shitting party in some way
Bitch trashed my computer, so while she was sleeping I gave her a Cleveland mouthwash.
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the act of shitting a large turd and shoving it up the vagina. This method can be used for pleasure or to prevent menstrual leakage.
after a hard hour of doggie style sex ethel asked george for a cleveland kotex to fix the leaky cunt.
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To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.
Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.
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the procedure of one sexual partner (man or woman) taking a shit on the chest area of the other partner (man or woman).
That cleveland steamer you gave me last night was extra hot, i can still feel the steam from under the sheets last night.
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when you take a shit on your partner during sex.
damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.
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