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A utility vehicle that is put together with scrap parts at the Isuzu Dmax plant. However in typical Holden form the manufacturer “improves” everything resulting in a 4WD that cant 4WD, But that’s ok because they are rarely taken off road anyway.
Colorado owners are usually your traditional bogan that got a job (commonly a tradie) so could get a car loan. Deeply ingrained with that Holden V Ford mentality and still tells everyone how fast that V6 commodore they used to own was.
Check out my new ute, I wanted a 4WD but got a Holden Colorado instead
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A disgrace to Chevy. The 5 cylinders are pieces of crap. They have no ability in mud and are slow as Priuses and sound like them too.
Jake: "Help me get my Chevy Colorado out of this mudhole."
Nelsen: "Let is sink, it deserves that fate"
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Also known as Cunt University. Or the University of Cunts at Ballsack.
If you want to go to a place were the hot girls all drop out after freshman year, the nerdy girls are prude, the Yippies (yuppy hippies) are as far as the eye can see and the weed smells and tastes like the yippies ass crack then it is the perfect school for you.
So many party's that none of them are quality, unless a stoner guy smoking ganja out of his parents basement is cool to you.
Mascot is pathetic, buffalo's suck so bad they were killed and domesticated by barbaric Neanderthals with obsidian knives and arrows. Their skin was used to cover the floor's of TP's. Were any respectable Indian Chieftain spent his whole childhood hunting a ram so that he could come home victorious and a man, he proudly wore the rams fur as a symbol of his power for the rest of his life.
CSU's football team lost there game against CU but still ended up going to and Winning a bowl game and drafting two players into the NFL in 2009.
Cu's football team beat CSU but came in last in the Big 12, missed out on the bowl season, and drafted NO players to the NFL. But their football team did rape 3 freshman girls last year.
Friend: Im going to CU this year.
Me: Did you know the cu is a Vietnamese word meaning penis, and a portugese word meaning asshole?
Friend: No how did you know that?
Me: I go to a school were education matters, not money like the university of colorado.
Friend: Man, i want to go to CSU now, the girls are hotter anyway, and the men are....men.
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Home to the best hookah bar I've ever been to - 40 Thieves Hookah Lounge. The only legit thing to do in the Springs if your not 21.
Lauren - Dude, theres nothing to do in Colorado Springs I'm just gonna stay in tonight.
Sammy - Fuck that man - let go to 40.
Lauren - k...
OR
Jeff - So... I need hookah but its really late.
Scott - Fuck it, Lets go to the lounge they are always open and have the best smoke in Colorado Springs, if not everywhere.
Jeff - Not as good as me tea bagging a unicorn, but they are pretty great!
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11th best public school in the U.S.? OK, because everyone in academia knows that CU-Boulder stands among schools like William & Mary, UCLA, Wisconsin, and so forth. Last time I checked out the U.S. News & World Report college rankings, CU was considered the 77th-ranked school in the nation. Right below Michigan State (and right next to Harvard of course).
According to the National Center for Education Statistics, CU-Boulder's IQ-range for the ACT is 24-28. That means that if you sit in on a class at CU, there's a one-in-four chance that the kid next to you got less than a 24 on the ACT. That means there's a 25% chance the kid next to you hasn't learned how to tie his shoes or feed himself yet.
Well, excuse me if I'm not blown away by CU's imagined prestige.
CU student: Dude, I heard from my cousin from Maine that the University of Colorado is like, practically, the Harvard-of-the-West. Like, we got the smartest kids 'n' everything, and everyone's dying to go here.
CU student 2: I thought so bro, let's finish this bowl off and touch each other and talk about stuff we don't understand.
Real-life UVA student: There's a university in Colorado?
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When a guy wakes up and gets a beer (must be coors light). He then proceeds to drink the beer, cum in the bottle, and then smack his lover in the head with it.
"yo i gave my girl a colorado sunrise this morning"
"damn is she ok?"
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