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A comment only meant to be nice, but not intended for real life situations. Like, girl, I got you..
Girl, I got you!!!, aint nothing but a courtesy comment. I wasn't really meaning it.
Something that makes you wanna jump off a cliff
Person1: Im gonna make suicide
Person2: Why?
Person1: Saw youtube comments
Person2: Enjoy!
When Person A's comment on Person B's status message/post has more likes and the thread that follows is all about that comment and not about the original post at all.
Dude, stop comment jacking me all the time. I know you want to impress that girl on my friend list, but seriously, there are better ways, funny man
The craziest new form of Myspace communication since the Myspace IM. Dial a friend’s assigned comment number and instantly get a hold of a really excited automated message before you speak into the phone after the beep. What ensues post-beep is sheer chaos. Franticly searching to say something while you realize time will run out soon, and when that comes, you have three choices, save, listen, rerecord. You decide to listen, only to find that you sound like a complete jackass, and after the message has been heard, it is automatically saved and sent. One listens to the comment on your friends page in shame, then regrets ever even attempting it, or at least thinks about why they didn’t rerecord.
friend 1 "dude, I sounded like a fuckin idiot in your voice comment!"
friend 2 "naw, you sounded the same"
friend 3 "ahahaha, did you get mine?"
friend 2 "naw i haven't checked yet"
friend 3 "i sounded like a dumbass too!"
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Commenting on a post without reacting to the post. Some OPs get annoyed about this, because they have nothing better to do than refresh the number of likes and loves on their post, hoping it will go up.
"Why you always dry commenting on people's posts in this group? and you never make your own memes. GTFO"
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Building up your ego by using ridiculous and false comments that cannot be disproved due to the given circumstances
Keith: I could totally bang any girl in this bar if my girlfriend wasn't here
If you use a Keith comment you owe a dollar to the jar
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In short, killing a comment thread. This can occour many ways. A few examples are: going completely off-topic, posting a very long comment, or posting any comment that makes other commenters feel as if they just shouldn't add another comment. Comment bombs are often dropped by a thread killer.
Bob: "HAHA! Funny picture!"
Sarah: "Lol, I remember when this happened!! =)"
Jared: "I'm sorry, I just can't laugh at this right now. I'm so depressed."
Jared: "I feel so alone... Someone hold me"
Jared just went comment bombing.
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