enjoy my own company

verb. a nicer way of saying "masturbate"
obviously you can replace "my" with "your" "her" or whatever.
take note that this phrase means only with yourself, NOT a hand job.
can be either masculine or feminine in its usage.

Jim: "I enjoy my own company for 2 hours every night."
Bill: "What, are you single?"
Jim: (sigh...)

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MacKenzie River Pizza Company

A pizza joint, exclusive to Montana, with really delicious but disgustingly overpriced food. Serves Pizza, Pasta, Salads, Desserts, and appetizers.

A Horrible place to work.

Also known as "The MacRiv"

Hey man let's go to MacKenzie River Pizza Company for dinner! Oh wait, pizza hut is 2 blocks away and its much cheaper... Hey man let's go to pizza hut for dinner!

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kansas city trucking company

Gay Porn. This was the first in a trilogy of The El Paso Wrecking Corporation and L.A. Tool and Die.

Willy: Let's turn off this project runway soft core and pop in the Kansas City Trucking Company!
Spencer: I'll get the fried chicken
Willy: Spencer you're such a black fag

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dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

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dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

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Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.

Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!

Casey and Eth's T-Shirt Company

A top quality Canadian designer brand. It's rumored they produce only 50 t-shirts a day which would explain the well-rounded price of them. One shirt can go for hundreds of dollars online.

I just copped a new Casey and Eth's t-shirt from Casey and Eth's T-Shirt Company.