Cooking show

A game or a competition that's rigged in favor of one party over the others.

FIBA Asia 2015 finals is a cooking show. Those referees surely received a handsome sum of money.

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cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.

{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.

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Slow cooking

Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.

Dude are you going to date that weird girl?

Nah man, I'm just slow cooking

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David Cook

An amazing singer and winner of American Idol Season 7.

Did you see David Cook perform last night? He was amazing!

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cooked crack

the very tasty baked apple pies from mcdonalds

hey man, lets roll to mickey d's and buy some cooked crack.

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David Cook

American Idol winner, season 7, David Cook is now a recording artist on the RCA label. Full name David Roland Cook. He was born in Blue Springs Missouri on December 20th of 1982. Albums include 'Analog Heart' released in 2006 and a self titled album released in 2008.
Sidenote: David is related to R&B artist Alicia Keys
( real name Alicia Augello Cook )

me: Do you know who David Cook is?
my friend: Yeah, he was on American Idol, right?
me: Yep

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let's cook

Phrase use by Walter White in the show "Breaking Bad".

Walt: "Jesse, let's cook!"

Jesse: "Yeah bitch!"

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