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Someone who owns, works for, or sits on the fck&(*ng board of directors of a major corporation who's main goal is to suck the life out of the economy, you, your wallet, your time and your talent. Examples of Corporate Whores: Starbucks, liz who works at Starbucks, all who sell themselves without any thoughts of self-respect or decency.
"I'll take a double macchiato you Corporate Whore" "ME?!?! You're paying for the damn thing you Corporate TRICK!"
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when a company that a person's parent works for pays for everything; housing, tuition, etc.
a parasite living off a company
Girl: Do you know that Samsung corporation baby?
Guy: Yeah, I hear that he takes all the PE classes
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When 1% percentage of a population own all the land, corporations, wealth, & they've finished buying politicians, judges, & entire governments, finally they can dictate the law, the remaining 98% mass majority are just pawns working for them in one fashion or another for whatever the oligarchs see fit.
A corporate slave was expected to work 40 hours a week in the 1980s, 50 hours a week in the 1990s, 60 hours a week in the 2000s and now 70 hours a week.
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'Corporate Goth' sometimes known as City Goth, is a subgenre of gothic fashion. Although first adopted as a response to dress codes in corporate settings, such as offices, the 'Corporate Goth' look is often worn in non-working situations by those with mature, smart and gothic taste.
‘Corporate Goth’ often includes a pant suit in black or dark grey, an ornate, silk, lacy, frilled or otherwise dressy blouse/shirt and simple gothic jewellery. Dark eye makeup is usually worn, though the makeup is less overdone then other gothic looks. Lips can be left nude or an autumn shade of lipstick (dark red, plum ect) can be worn. Black lipstick is not often seen.
Acceptable colours include black, shades of grey or brown, jewel tones and white or cream.
John commented that his friends' black pantsuit, dark red blouse and black jewelry made her look rather 'corporate goth'.
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when a large company swarms and corners a small company and buys it
corporate takeovers are destroying small businesses
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When a record company produces a rap song with a catchy beat aimed at rich white kids and puts a celebrity figurehead (like 50 Cent) that has no talent to sing it. The company is doing this for money and there is no real rap, which like most real music is written from emotion and experience. This is an insult to music and is not helping the damn corporate takeover of everything. Fuck big business and long live real music like Bob Dylan, Rage Against The Machine, Led Zeppelin, and Bob Marley
Corporate Rap
me: WTF are you listening to
fag: "Low" by flo rida
me: Give me the damn music (breaks ipod, cd, or any fucking thing they are using)
fag: that is good music
me: (kick his ass) stop sucking on the corporate dick
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Just as a document created with a new version of a software cannot be read by the older version of the same software, extremely old documents sometimes cannot be read by the new versions of the software that initially created them. When this happens in a company such that the company cannot access its own aging data, the company is said to have corporate alzheimer's. The term was coined by chief open source officer Simon Phipps of Sun Microsystems while advocating the creation of a baseline standard for documents that would ensure that old data remains accessable.
Boss - "Johnson! I thought I told you to have the 1992 annual report on my desk this morning! Where is it?"
Scared but blameless employee - "Not my fault, sir. The document won't open cause it's too old. Looks like we've got corporate alzheimer's..."
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