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when you are giving a guy a handjob or blow job then he sticks the end of his dick into the down stem right before he explodes in your face then you suck it up like its the fattest rip ever.
Man Shadawn Moskar took the best Creamy bongload ever last night.
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The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
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Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America
I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.
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When ur about to nut in a girl then you pull your meat out jizz on her face and then slap both her ears
Ugh I hate Jimmy, last night while we were hooking up he gave me a creamy flashbang!
When you use your rhinoceros bull cock to whip heavy cream inside of someones asshole while having anal intercourse and fingering a pussy using expired strawberry apple sauce in the transgender locker room.
David WTF... My girlfriend told me about the creamy castillo you gave her yesterday during the rodeo in the locker room!
A follower of the delicious and enlightened creamy habanero sauce from Cafe Mexicali in Fort Collins. These devout pupils pray before every meal, especially if the meal contains this holy sauce. Way better than Jesus.
A Creamy Habaneroist, inserts "One Nation under Creamy habanero" into the pledge of allegiance.
when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.
"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."