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when you are giving a guy a handjob or blow job then he sticks the end of his dick into the down stem right before he explodes in your face then you suck it up like its the fattest rip ever.
Man Shadawn Moskar took the best Creamy bongload ever last night.
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Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America
I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.
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The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
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When you ejaculate while spinning your penis around
"I gave my girlfriend a creamy tornado last night. She loved it!"
When a woman not on birth control takes a creampie inside her beaver, not realizing shes on her most fertile day of the cycle.
The result of a creamy beaver is always, or almost always, a beautiful disaster
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when something is so mediocre it makes your genital parts froth up
oh stacey, this frappaccino is so good, it's giving me a fresh creamy
A cocktail mix of high-quality Russian vodka and semen.
Have you ever tried a creamy russian? I've been told it's not great.