Creamy Rim

1. A physical state of being or condition when a person's anus needs to be randomly wiped free from a slippery debris, usually consisting of a fecal and sweat amalgamation.




synonyms: swamp ass, gig butt, duck butter.

Example: Ken stopped right where he was walking on the hot steamy pavement. He was deep in though. He scratched his temple and adjusted the seat of his designer jeans. “Oh man, I have creamy rim! I need to find a place to wipe myself, right now!”

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Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen

"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."

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Creamy Independence

Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America

I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.

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Creamy tornado

When you ejaculate while spinning your penis around

"I gave my girlfriend a creamy tornado last night. She loved it!"

creamy beaver

When a woman not on birth control takes a creampie inside her beaver, not realizing shes on her most fertile day of the cycle.

The result of a creamy beaver is always, or almost always, a beautiful disaster

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Fresh Creamy

when something is so mediocre it makes your genital parts froth up

oh stacey, this frappaccino is so good, it's giving me a fresh creamy

Creamy butter

Creamy butter is another word for creamy peanut butter

“Creamy butter”
“No”