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really fucked up movie about a dumb cunt that beats a really nice girl cuz her real daughter is a prego slut
based on a true story of the first child abuse case in indiana in 1965 or 1966
an american crime was a really messed up movie
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A retarded DJ who thinks he can actually spin tunes (but is utter crap) and is emotionaly unstable when it comes to the opposite sex!
"Hey man listen to dj crime spin these phat beats and destroy them"....Dj crime"omg wheres my vicki gone?...i'am her shadow..where is she"
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A Nigger Ape who finds happiness in only two things: Stealing and Fornicating. They are especially inclined to stealing the innocence of white girls, fulfilling both these basic desires at once. Crime Apes can be generally found in any poverty stricken city, so long as it has plenty of shiny objects to steal and females to impregnate.
Jerome: Aye patna you see dat fine ass virgin white girl??
Craig: * Already running towards her with the speed of a Kenyan* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jerome: Damn stop being such a crime ape.
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killing someone of a different color of skin. also, calling them a punk bitch.
JAPANESE GUY: I popped that cracka in his ass, and my gat fucked him up!
WHITE GUY: That sir, is what we whites call a 'hate crime'.
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Used as a euphemism for smoking marijuana. Especially in Victoria, British Columbia circa 1997
Bob and I are donning the tights and cape... Want to fighting some crime with us?
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What a chick would say instead of "rubbing one out" when it's that time of the month.
That was one hell of a crime scene. I'm so relaxed now, I think I'll take a nap.
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a boy who is forcefully en-slaved to act out any action at your whim. owning a crime monkey, by default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity
crime monkey piss in that cup and have it tested for a sexually transmitted infection...don't look at me like that!! *whips*
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