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A progressive punk rock band from Mississauga who likes to party as hard as they rock out.
Crown And Coke has the best mosh pits known to man.
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Getting a Blowjob while taking a Shit and eating a Sandwich
I heard Darin pulled off the Triple Crown..He can take that off of his bucket list.
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A medical malady where the sufferer constantly has feces nearly protruding from the anus. The poo has yet to be "pinched off" or broken away from the remainder of the turd still inside the rectum. Some call this condition "turtle heading" or simply "crowning" (a reference to the birth process). Much research has gone in to curing this terrible disease but as of now only symptoms can be treated. Such treatments include adult diapers, stool hardeners and stool softeners.
Crown's Disease can effect both undergarment and odor masking budgets for any and all sufferers.
Ultra Dan: Man, I hate those David Garrard commercials where he bitches about his Crohn's Disease. That ain't nothing. I got Crown's Disease.
Salty: That sucks, man, constantly touching cloth. What's your underwear budget for a year?
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When someone sticks their finger in his or her anus and then wipes it around the crown of your head.
Ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.
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(n) Having sex to completion in the vagina, anus, and mouth of a willing participant; (v) the act of performing a Triple Crown
I Triple Crowned Jane last night...
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town in Indiana known for snotty spoiled kids and for not having anything fun to do
Man, I have to go visit my family in Crown Point. I don't want to deal with those snotty kids or the fact that it is so boring.
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The act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving sexual euphoria for the expecting mother; vaginal penetration midst mammalian conception - i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief
Rather than the epidural, Matthew willingly preformed the almighty Crowning King, maneuvering his penis between the unborn baby's cranium and inside of Jacqueline's vagina, stimulating her clitoris. He's the man!
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