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The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then the guy proceeds to vomit on that shit, the girl then mounts his face and sandwiches in the shit and vomit onto his face..leaving him with a crunchy sandwich
Laura gave ciaran a mean crunchy sandwich last night..
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A rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl's vagina and dried up. Rare, but powerfully repulsive.
Roughly 35% of your standard sorostitutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the Uggs boots anyway...gotta check first, guys.
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A creepy male figure, generally dirty looking who stares for a period longer then 15 seconds.
Characteristics include, greasy hair, bad odor, and a creeper aura.
Man creepily looks at a girl. Gives the skank eye and stares her down.
Girls standing by: "Eww why is he being a crunchy creeper"
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Nickname for Elizabeth
The most awsome chic!
Crunchy Ed is here!!
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A fiscal republican with some liberal social views.
Nancy Reagan is a crunchy con about stem cell research.
The crunchy cons believe decriminalizing and taxing marajuana could be profitable and alleviate the drug wars at the border.
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Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.
Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked
Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.
Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.
Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.
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When a girl gives you head then bites down and you shoot you're load in her mouth.
Calvin was getting the best head, then his bitch bit down and made him a crunchy cucumber!
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