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A 108 year old pedophile - who thinks he is a vampire. He sneaks into 13 year olds' rooms because he likes their smell.
Edward Cullen sneaks into a little girls room, and watches her sleep.
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When one forcefully inserts scissors into theirs or their partners penis during the act of intercourse.
An angry cullen is a common revenge tactic for cheating partners.
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Hardcore kid: "He's gayer than Edward Cullen."
Fangirl: "Eek!"
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twilight character.
complete stalker to bella. he falls in love with her, both looking the age of seventeen, even though he really is like, 80 years older than her.
he sparkles. you've got to be kidding me.
he is stephenie meyer's secret tool of making girls search for a sparkly fictional vampire because they basically have no lives. the books he's mentioned in is probably going to do that to you.
"So wat if Edward Cullen is old? he looks young would you fuck your grandpa if he looked 17?" - twilighter.
See what's happened!?
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An oral sex act that requires a man to eat out a woman while she is on the rag thus leaving traces of blood around his orifice like a vampire.
"Dude, did someone just punch you in the mouth?"
"Naw man, girl's on her period, and I just Edward Cullen'd the shit out of her."
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A Justin Cullen is typically a man who sucks the queef right out of a woman.
"Hey Jenny, how'd it go last night?"
"Oh man Taylor, he pulled a real Justin Cullen on me the other night, really caught me off guard."
A debauched female who regularly makes inappropriate sexual jokes, references and comments.
"That girl in my class is such a Beth Cullen, she keeps stupid sex jokes to us"