Jaiden ;)
Oh my goodness look at that fine curly hair blasian over there
Wait
It’s Jaiden!
when you put ketchup on ur dick and wipe it on a girls chin then speak spanish to her for 30 seconds and slap her with ur balls
I San Antonio Curly Fry'd that bitch
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any boy with curly brown hair is SURE to break your heart, but hey, at least they’re pretty
“omg look at how hot that guy is”
“omg they have curly brown hair! he’s definitely gonna crush your heart, all boys with curly brown hair will”
“yeah”
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october 22
kiss a girl with curly hair
see a cute girl with curls? kiss her
with consent ofc <3
guy 1 “dude she’s so pretty i wanna kiss her so bad”
guy 2 “good thing it’s kiss a girl with curly hair day :)”
when you shave your pubic hair over food that is then eaten by someone else without knowledge of the pubes
Let's shave our balls over the quesadillas and then serve them at the party for a short n' curly surprise!
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Often an insult towards someone with curly hair or a nickname to someone you dont like.
"did you see that dirty CHF back there?" "man that Cam Matherson is a Curly Headed Fuck (CHF)"
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Noun- After giving a blowjob and taking the shot in the mouth, said blowjob giver inserts one end of a crazy straw into their mouth and the other end into their anus. They then proceed to spit the semen through the straw into their butthole. Once all the semen is fully up inside their fart box, they then squat over a champagne glass until all the semen and possibly some fecal matter has dripped into the champagne glass. They then guzzle down the semen using aforementioned crazy.
Whenever I give someone a champagne shrimp popper with a side of curly fries, I like to class it up by fully extending my pinky at all times while handling the champagne glass.
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