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rose curtains

A nice looking, neatly packaged vagina an inny. Opposite to beef curtains

Yeah man she had the best looking rose curtains I’ve ever seen, not gross like fucking beef curtains

by Cydneypop July 23, 2018


meat curtaining

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

by mm14 June 2, 2011


curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.

Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.

by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018


Poo curtain

When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain

Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks

by Schneider’s mum August 7, 2019


Smirk Curtain

A smirk curtain is slang for a nice mustache. It is a curtain for the smirk.

Hey Dave did you just have a cappuccino? You’ve got some milk froth in your smirk curtain!

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020


Fur curtain

When a woman's pubic hair is so long, it creates a cover around her vagina.

I wanted to fuck her, but couldn't make it past her fur curtain.

Me loves to suck on that fur curtain.

by CarbonBlixy May 5, 2016


smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard

My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains

by GrranDadd June 29, 2021